21 Funny Italian Jokes: Humor to Make You Laugh Out Loud

Are you looking for funny Italian jokes? You’ve landed in the right place.

As an Italian, born and bred, I have always loved how the Italian sense of humor winds its way through our culture, like spaghetti around a fork. We Italians know how to laugh, especially at ourselves.

Note that this collection of popular Italian jokes involves wordplay and cultural stereotypes. They aim to amuse, not offend or stereotype anyone. 

As you explore these best Italian jokes, remember they’re intended to entertain, not reinforce cultural misconceptions. So get ready for a hearty serving of laughter – Italian style!

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1. What do you call an Italian without hands?
-> Mute.

2. What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?
-> A speech impediment.

3. What do you call an Italian with a broken arm?
-> Speech impaired.

4. What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
-> Roberto.

5. Why are most Italian men named Tony?
-> When they got on the boat to America, they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.

6. Do you know how Italians feel about ghosts?
-> I’m not Alfredo no ghost.

7. A piece of ancient Italian art was given to me by my wife.
-> It was Rome-antique.

8. What do you call an Italian suppository?
-> An innuendo.

9. How does every Italian joke start?
-> By looking over your shoulder.

10. What do you call a Roman with a cold?
-> Julius Sneezer.

12. Why did the mafia cross the road?
-> Forget about it.

13. What do Italians wear as military helmets?
-> Strainer pots.

14. Why Italian men don’t need the Internet?
-> Their wife knows everything.

15. Where’s Philadelphia?
-> In the fridge.

16. I think I was Italian, in a pasta-life.

17. Have you heard about the Italian chef?
-> He pasta away.

18. How do you describe a pimple in Italian?
-> A grease fitting.

19. Why do Italians only talk on video chat?
-> So you can see their hands moving.

20. What do you call an extraterrestrial Italian?
-> It-alien.

21. Did you hear about the winner of the Italian beauty contest?
-> Me neither.